saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
when you have nothing against a particular celebrity but their prominence on tumblr makes you want to blacklist them until the end of time
When you genuinely like said celebrity but can’t stand seeing all the ridiculous inane creepy idolizing bullshit people feel the need to spout about them at all times
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.