sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

image

I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

Elliott and stealing shot glasses {x} {x}

unmarvel:

I’m going back to the circus.


posted on 23.04.2014 at 8:50 via black-nata Source unmarvel - 31,459 notes [ reblog ]

Sansa, your mother would want you to carry on. You know its true.

tastefullyoffensive:

[orangefever]

breakfastburritoe:

old macdonald had a farm *bastille voice* eh oh eh oh eh eh oh eh oh

doomslock:

mycroft visiting sherlock during john and mary’s honeymoon and finding his little brother unshaven and still in his suit from the wedding.


posted on 23.04.2014 at 12:10 via doomslock - 680 notes [ reblog ]

hulksmashingpumpkins:

HAPPY EARTH DAY!

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